Last night I lucid dreamt and had a son. I was trying to learn the correct pronunciation of a word from an Italian guy at a mall food court when he got into a bag of coffee beans on the floor outside a coffee shop and spilled them everywhere. The coffee shop merchant was furious but I said I’d pay for it. However! He was insisting I pay for the amount of cups of coffee he could have sold with that and I was insistent on paying for the beans whole sale. Where does he get off?? Anyway I guess the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree in terms of mischievousness.
